Here’s one from the Desperate Times / Desperate Measures department. A daughter reportedly stole her dad’s Babe Ruth-signed baseball. Albuquerque police say Michele Ortiz, 32, and her husband, Abraham Ortiz, were charged for burglary and larceny of more than $20,000. The Albuquerque Journal reported that the couple stole $100,000 worth of items from James Bennett on March 10. The ball has not yet turned up, but other missing items turned up on eBay and the sold items eventually were traced back to the Ortiz couple.